Roasted 1 year ago based on rushdojo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ilhamfze, your Spotify profile reads like the world's least ambitious mixtape—congratulations on curating a collection that’s more redundant than a pop-up ad for “Best Pop Hits.” I mean seriously, your favorite genres skew so soft that I’m surprised you don’t have a dedicated playlist called “Music to Cry To While Eating Ice Cream Alone.” Let’s be honest, the only thing more generic than your music taste is your last-minute haircut. Did you just throw a bunch of genres at the wall and see what stuck? It’s a mix of "I just found out about K-Pop" and "I only listen to music while doing my taxes." Your top artists list reads like a group project where everyone contributed equally but no one wanted to speak up. Are you trying to represent a diverse blend of Indonesian and K-Pop tunes or is this just the auditory equivalent of a buffet where you insist on piling every dish onto one plate? Alan Walker and FINNEAS? That’s nice, but what did you do, pick them because you couldn’t decide? Your taste is as cohesive as a crayon drawing from a toddler with a sugar high. I half-expect to see “Yoko Ono” pop up next in your list because, apparently, you’re voting for music democracy by collecting all the artists you've heard of in one place! And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. Do you use Spotify or did you just stumble into a trendy café and leave your playlist to run on autopilot? “No Candle No Light”? What a profound metaphor for your love life. Look, I’m not saying your taste in music is outdated, but I’m pretty sure all of those songs collectively have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. You could drown a goldfish in all that superficiality! If you want people to take this profile seriously, you might want to sprinkle in a pinch of variety or, at the very least, stop pretending that being obsessed with "soft pop" makes you a music connoisseur. It’s 2023, ilhamfze; turn the knob past the kiddie pool and dive into the ocean of actual taste!

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