Roasted 1 year ago based on Jank's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jackford, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional support animal of a confused 13-year-old. I mean, you’ve got more genres than actual listeners, and I’m starting to think you just Googled “sad rapper” and hit the jackpot. Between “Rage Rap” and “Emo Rap,” it’s like you’re trying to curate the ultimate soundtrack for your next existential crisis—do you need a therapist or a new playlist? Your top artists are a veritable who's who of soundcloud rappers who probably still live in their parents' basements. Seriously, don’t you have any hobbies outside of vibing on Bedrooms Pop while sobbing to Juice WRLD? I guess that’s what you can expect when your most-played songs belong to an artist named “d4vd” and a dude who literally had a song titled “All Girls Are the Devil.” Is this your way of telling us that Cupid's arrow missed? You need to get out there and find a girl who isn't an emotional minefield, my guy! And let’s talk about your song choices, Jackford. "No Enhancers"? Sounds like your only musical relationship is with the skip button, and trust me, it’s been working overtime! If your taste in music is a reflection of your personality, I hope your friends have brought snacks for this sad little pity party you’ve thrown in your room. You’ve got enough angst to soundtrack a whole generation of eye-rolling teenagers, so just remember—being sad isn’t a genre, bud. Maybe it’s time to diversify before your playlist starts smelling like regret and old pizza!

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