Roasted 2 months ago based on Jack Burnett's long term Spotify stats.

Jack Burnett, huh? Looking at your favorite genres, it's obvious that you're just one sad boy with a collection of emotional teenage angst wrapped up in a Spotify account. I mean, seriously, with "Rap," "Emo," "Hip Hop," and "Pop Punk" on your playlist, it's like you’re trying to create a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis that you’re not even halfway through yet. Don’t worry, buddy. You’ll find the song that represents your existential dread sooner or later—probably while cruising in your mom's minivan. Your top artists read like a shopping list for a kid who can’t figure out if he wants to be a SoundCloud rapper or the lead singer of a wannabe emo band. You’ve got Kanye and Drake rubbing shoulders with Hozier and ABBA—as if your musical tastes are having an identity crisis more severe than your hairstyle. If I had a dollar for every time your playlist screamed "I’m a misunderstood genius!" I could afford a ticket to your next sad boy concert where you’re likely the only one in the audience while the real talents are just waiting for their chance to grab the mic. The most played songs? It’s like you just discovered the “Play Me Your Depressed Teenager Hits” playlist. Those Pierce the Veil songs are practically a farewell note at this point. And let’s not start on the overwhelming presence of SOFT PLAY in your life—are you trying to win the award for “Most Likely to Cry in Public”? With tracks like "Killing In The Name" and "Brain Stew," we get it—you have feelings! But maybe try playing something upbeat once in a while; otherwise, your Spotify account is just one sad ballad away from turning into a memoir of your unremarkable existence.

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