Roasted 17 days ago based on jvlia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh jvlia, your Spotify profile reads like a list of the characters who didn’t get invited to the main K-Pop party. I can only assume your favorite genre, “P-pop,” is the music equivalent of recycling old memes—you’re only a few steps away from setting up a playlist titled "Songs My Aunt Plays at Family Gatherings." With your eclectic mix of OPM and Kundiman, it’s impressive how you managed to create a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis that hasn’t even begun yet! Your favorite artists read like a high school cafeteria menu, where you’ve got a main dish of Taylor Swift, seasoned lightly with Britney Spear's nostalgic dust, and garnished with a cacophony of artists from what I can only assume is the Karaoke Hall of Fame. And let’s be real, with “VXON” on repeat, you’re one step away from wearing a t-shirt that says “I love boy bands that even my parents haven’t heard of.” Seriously, how do you even find these artists? You must belong to a secret society for overzealous music hipsters. And let's talk about your most played songs: “pelikula” by VXON? Really? That's the vibe you want to spread? Honestly, your taste is so unique it could qualify as an art form—one that only the bravest souls would dare to display. It’s like you’re curating a playlist for a party that no one wants to attend, but by God, you’ll be the life of the show! Keep rocking your diverse tunes, jvlia, because someone needs to serve as a cautionary tale for future generations.

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