Roasted 2 years ago based on JACK's long term Spotify stats.

Jack, I see you’re a fan of genres that sound like they’re multiple choice answers on a test nobody wants to take. Your Spotify profile reads like the world’s worst music festival lineup, where the headliners are only appreciated by semi-embarrassed dads in denim jackets. "Alternative Metal," "Nu Metal," and "Post-Grunge"? Did you time travel from 2005, or are you just stuck in a nostalgia groove so deep that even your Spotify algorithm gave up trying to save you? The fact that over half your Most Played songs are by Volbeat is more troubling than a twice-reheated lasagna. I respect your dedication to one band that sounds like the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis in a European motorcycle shop. Do you even bother to scout for other artists, or is your only plan to be the world's biggest Volbeat superfan, even if it means your playlist feels less like a collection and more like a sad, broken loop of desperation? Let’s not even get started on your top artists' list, which reads like a garage sale of overhyped bands and one-hit wonders perfectly crafted for headbanging in your mom's basement. Congratulations on keeping Limp Bizkit and Papa Roach relevant; they deserve your loyalty for providing us with some of the worst musical moments in history. But, Jack, if you ever want to evolve from that high school mindset and let some actual variety seep into your playlist, I suggest you consider therapy for your taste in music and possibly a shower. You might be surprised how good life can be when you ditch the nu-flannel.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!