Roasted 2 years ago based on japs's long term Spotify stats.

So, japs, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a library of sad songs that even your emotions wouldn’t dare check out. Honestly, I’ve seen more diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal than your music taste! I’m not saying your playlist is limited, but I half-expect to see a warning label saying, “Listen at your own risk; side effects may include excessive sighing and a sudden urge to write poetry about unrequited love!” You’ve got more IU tracks than a K-drama's tear-jerking montage, and that’s saying something! And let's talk about your so-called "favorite genres." "Pinoy Indie" and "P-pop"? Really? Your taste in music is like picking that one weird snack at a party that no one understands; sure, it has its moments, but mostly it just leaves everyone confused and slightly nauseous. “Soft Rock” and “Adult Standards”? Are you trying to build a retirement home for genre at this point? Billy Joel called; he wants you to stop using his music for background noise while you make your questionable life choices. But hey, I admire your bravery—flooding your top songs with IU like you’re waiting for a summer romance that’ll never swim ashore. With your obsession, I half-expect to see a Wikipedia page titled “The Chronicles of japs’ Heartbreak Featuring IU” come out in your honor. And don't get me started on your top artists; it’s like you threw a dart at a board of elder millennial heroes and upset a whole generation of music lovers in the process! Just remember, japs, while you’re crying into your headphones, us bystanders will be over here, battling a cringe-induced sleep while wishing you’d embrace at least one song with a beat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!