Roasted 2 years ago based on jeki's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at Jeki’s Spotify profile—an absolute symphony of snooze! I haven’t seen someone so stuck in a time warp since the last time I entered a dusty library. Your favorite genres might as well read like “music for insomniacs” or “how to bore your friends into submission.” I mean, is your playlist playing in the background during silent meditation sessions, or do you just listen to this stuff between power naps? The only time someone could vibe to this playlist is if they’re at a funeral or pretending to be cultured at a wine tasting. And what’s with that artist lineup? Ebiet G. Ade and a whole horde of classical suits that sound more like an extravagant furniture store than a playlist! I can practically see you sipping tea out of a porcelain cup, squinting at your phone like, "Ah yes, Julian Bream! Such a deep artist!" Your friends must secretly check their watches every time you bring out your “musical taste” in conversation. You could single-handedly turn a rave into a retirement home with that selection. “Let’s drop the beats!” said no one in the presence of your orchestra-heavy bangers. Now, your most played songs read like a collective funeral march for your social life. I’m surprised your Spotify isn’t sending you an email saying, “Are you okay?” I can’t imagine all that “Allegro” is making you feel too “energico” during your weekend evenings—more like “Energi-maybe-not don’t bother” if you ask the rest of us. If this is your idea of a good time, I wouldn’t be shocked to find you in an old library, surrounded by books that have no idea how to have a good time either. Cheers to finding a hobby that doesn’t suggest you’re one Mozart sonata away from knitting a sweater for your cat!

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