Roasted 19 days ago based on 𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ⛓️𝔧𝔢𝔫𝔫⛓️, the self-proclaimed curator of late-90s angst served alongside a side of teen rebellion and enough alternative metal to drown a goat. We get it, you have a deep connection with the angst of wayward adolescents wearing too much eyeliner. Your playlist screams, “I peaked in high school and will never recover.” Who needs a therapist when you can just blast Limp Bizkit and scream into the abyss of your garage rock fantasies? With a top 10 list that reads like a diary entry from that emo kid everyone tried to avoid, it's hilarious how your most played list has more repetition than a bad sitcom's catchphrase. I mean, do you need a support group for your Arctic Monkeys obsession, or are they your only friends now? At this point, your Spotify account should come with a disclaimer: "Caution: Listening may lead to an existential crisis and a sudden urge to reminisce about 2003." And can we talk about that Taylor Swift crossover? It’s like seeing a vegan at a barbecue — confusing and inherently awkward. Who knew you could go from mosh pits to heartthrob anthems in the blink of an eye? You're the musical equivalent of attending an awkward family reunion and realizing you're related to both the Goth kid and the high school prom queen. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped will never be boring... or respectable.

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