Roasted 2 years ago based on Jesse's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jesse, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that started at 14. With a favorite genre lineup that screams "my emotional range is limited to my high school diary," it’s no surprise you enjoy “Emo” and “Singer-songwriter Pop.” Seriously, how many times can you listen to “Overcompensate” before realizing it’s time to grow up? You might want to change your playlist name to “Crying at 3 AM: The Jesse Edition” because that’s the only context in which anyone should be listening to this musical trauma. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like you went to a store that only sells sad boys and decided to buy one of everything. Twenty One Pilots, The Front Bottoms, and Fall Out Boy? Congratulations, Jesse—you’ve successfully curated a playlist that would instantly make any self-respecting music lover cringe. If the emo kids from 10 years ago could see you now, they’d be asking for their angst back, while Ed Sheeran stands in the corner like the awkward uncle no one invited to the party. But hey, at least your “most played songs” give a clear window into your emotional stability— or lack thereof. With the love you have for Twenty One Pilots, it feels like you’re a number one fan of a band that only realized their songs are a coping mechanism for the painfully awkward moments in life. If nothing else, you’ve made the rest of us grateful for the choice of music that doesn’t send us spiraling into existential dread. Keep that playlist running, Jesse; who needs therapy when you have a two-hour loop of sad-sack melodies?

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