Roasted 4 months ago based on 🌙's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, your Spotify profile is like a musical identity crisis wrapped in a colorful emoji. 🌙 Really? K-Pop, K-Rock, and a sprinkle of French rap? It’s as if you took a globe and spun it while blindfolded, landing on every genre that no one asked for. I mean, why settle for one sound when you can drown in a shameful cocktail of every music trend from 2018 onwards? Noise music? You've officially peaked in pretentiousness. Bravo! Top artists list looks like someone took a random number generator and mashed it with a K-Pop fan account. "Citizen Soldier"? Is that a band or an awkward therapy group for sad boys? And your love for ONEUS may be the only thing less relatable than explaining to your friends why you find French pop so appealing. Honestly, how deep is the anxiety that led you to venture into K-Rap and Christian Hip Hop? Are you waiting for the perfect moment to tell your therapist about the emotional ties you have with "les filles, les meufs"? But let’s talk about your most played songs: clearly, no one told you that the "most played" section should reflect your vibe, not your spiral into existential dread. “Past Won't Leave My Bed”? Girl, if you’re looking for a soundtrack to your hot mess express life, you nailed it! The best part is claiming you love "Christian Hip Hop" while your other jams scream, “Please send help.” If anyone ever needed an intervention, it’s you—right after you finish your daily listen of “Chocolate” by CHUU while wondering if this is all “BAD” enough to warrant a therapy session. Good luck resisting that “J-pop to French Baroque” mix for your next existential meltdown!

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