Roasted 24 days ago based on Jimmy Maldonado's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jimmy Maldonado, the proud curator of the most niche Spotify profile known to humankind. You’ve taken “Alternative R&B” to an entirely different level, leaving us all wondering if you’re secretly auditioning for the title of World’s Most Specific Hipster. I mean seriously, Brazilian Pop and Afro R&B? Is that even real music or just the soundtrack to an extremely confused wedding reception? Your favorite genres read like the results of a blindfolded dart throw—congratulations, you've hit the eclectic jackpot with absolutely zero aim! Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you combined the complete discography of every diva who ever took a breath in a penthouse while sipping organic avocado smoothies. Ariana Grande must’ve heard your streams and immediately commissioned a life-sized statue of you so she can have a constant reminder of her #1 fan who only plays her entire catalog like a broken record. And don’t even get me started on how “How To Dress Well” became part of your royalty roster. Jimmy, are you playing music, or auditioning for a role in "The Hipster Twilight Zone"? But hey, I admire your commitment to live versions and remixes. It’s like you’re trying to collect every possible iteration of Ariana's genius—she should start paying you royalties! “Derretida - Brunoso Remix” as your most played song? Is it a bop, or did you just lose a bet? Let's face it, you’d probably listen to an elevator jingle if it featured a sick beat and a falsetto. Keep up the good work, Jimmy! Your musical taste is as spicy as your Spotify heart rate during every repeat play.

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