Roasted 1 year ago based on Joaoabrantes's long term Spotify stats.

Joaoabrantes, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s most chaotic mixtape made by someone who can’t decide between throwing a house party or sobbing in a corner. Seriously, your favorite genres are a musical blender malfunction — “Portuguese Hip Hop” to “Punta” is a leap so wide it makes the Grand Canyon look like a puddle. It’s like you took a detour from “Cool and Collected” to “Awkwardly Desperate” without any GPS. And honestly, with "Emo Rap" following you around, I’m surprised nobody's called the emotional paramedics on you yet. As for your top artists, it’s clear you have a love affair with anyone whose music feels like it comes with an automatic tear-jerker warning. “XXXTENTACION” and “Juice WRLD” — we get it, you’ve got feelings. And let’s address Kanye: Is this a cry for help or are you still holding on to that college dropout fantasy? It’s like the most rollercoaster relationship between angst and enjoyment, but without the thrill of not knowing whether the ride’s going to end in tears or laughter. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. “Anos Luz” by "Matuê"? That’s the sound of you trying to escape your own playlist. Who knew “Love In The Dark” by Adele was actually an anthem for avoiding sunlight? And “Sure Thing - Sped Up” is just a reminder that your anxiety levels can’t be slowed down — if only your taste in music could keep up. Combining tracks from “MC Kevin o Chris” and “Adele” is like mixing vodka with water: why not just pick a lane, Joao? It might save your Spotify algorithm from a nervous breakdown.

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