Roasted 1 year ago based on ꩜ azira .'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of ୨୧ - azira, the proud curator of a sonic palette that reads like the anxiety-riddled diary of a goth kid who stumbled into a college art class. Slowcore? Really? The only thing slower than that genre is your ability to make a decision when it comes to your favorite songs—who needs to pick a favorite when you can just hoard every sad sound from the underground? It’s like you threw a party and invited all the emo kids who never learned to socialize, only to find they brought their existential dread instead of snacks. Your genre list looks like a bad Yelp review of a trip to an indie music store—who knew that "Shoegaze" existed just to make people feel like they are wallowing in a pit of regret? And "Hyperpop"? Clearly you grabbed that one just to spice up your autobiography: “The Rise, Fall, and Awkward Recovery of a Third-Year Lit Major.” You’ve really mastered the art of pretending to understand music theory while loudly playing sad songs about breakups and alienation. At least you have "Baroque Pop" on the list to fool people into thinking this is all a sophisticated art installation rather than just a high school mixtape gone wrong. As for your top songs? Goodness, it's like emotional self-harm but with a catchy beat. "his blood stayed on the pavement for 2 weeks before they cleaned it up"? Sounds like the soundtrack of your last breakup. And let’s talk about the repeated presence of "Take Care"—hey, we get it, but are you sure you’re not just trying to manifest some therapy sessions? With titles that long, it’s almost like the artists are begging for attention while you wallow in bedroom pop despair. Congratulations, azira—your playlist screams, “I'm into serious self-reflection, but also, could you pass the tissues?”

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