Roasted 5 months ago based on Jordi's long term Spotify stats.

Jordi, my guy, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s aggressive diary—and I don't mean the good kind that gets published. You’ve got enough genres on here to start your own metal festival, though judging by your favorite artists, it's evident you’re aiming for the head-banging crowd of dudes in their parents’ basements. Seriously, are you trying to summon a mid-2000s war against all things pop? I half-expect your playlists to come with a warning label: "Caution—excessive screaming may lead to awkward family gatherings." Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you have a serious case of metal-itis. I mean, you have more variations of "metal" in your favorites than there are flavors of potato chips. You even threw Ludovico Einaudi in there like he’s ready to shred with the rest of your headbanging homies. "Hey, everyone, enjoy a little melodic piano with your double kick drumming!" You might as well be playing Beethoven on a guitar while headbanging—it’s that much of a mashup going on in your playlists. Next step: a TikTok dance routine to "Death Metal Waltz" because clearly everything gracefully intertwines in your universe. And let’s chat about your most played songs. "Mercédès" by Jérôme Rebotier comes in hot at number one—whoever that is might need a restraining order by now due to how often you’re playing it. Not to mention, with songs like "Play God" and "Numb," it’s astonishing your life isn’t a full-blown heavy metal soap opera. Your most played tracks scream “I made bad life choices but those choices are *heavy*.” But don't worry, Jordi, the only thing lower than your expected date life is your vocal range when trying to belt along with all these metal anthems. Keep ripping those riffs, my friend—just don’t hurt yourself in the process!

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