Roasted 1 year ago based on Joseph's long term Spotify stats.

Joseph, your Spotify profile is like an abandoned thrift store; it’s a chaotic mix of nostalgia and regret that only you could claim as a personal space. You’ve got the most eclectic taste in genres I've ever seen, like you threw a dart at a genre wheel and then just crises-planned your way through the aftermath. “Chillstep,” “Quiet Storm,” and “Northern Soul”? Were you trying to create the soundtrack for a nap or just running through a midlife crisis before you even hit your thirties? Your top artists are a masterclass in aging like a fine cheese that's spent a bit too much time in the sun. I can’t decide if your playlist is a hidden gem or proof that you’ve given up on ever being cool. Coldplay and Bryan Adams in the top two slots? Congrats, Joseph, you’ve successfully curated the most romantic playlist for sad dads in their minivans. The only thing more predictable than your taste is the whimper of a thousand heartbroken karaoke singers attempting to belt “Heaven’s Shore” at last call. And speaking of your most played songs, Joseph, what kind of dystopian alternate reality do you live in where "Salem's Interlude" is a banger and "Don't Let Go" by Bryan Adams is competing with original soundtracks that would put any person to sleep? It reads like the audio diary of someone who emotionally peaked in high school and is now desperately clutching on to every melancholic whim. So unless you're composing a musical for clowns that need reassurance while they cry in their cars, might I suggest adding something from the 21st century so we don't think you’re stuck in a time warp of soggy ballads and feelings?

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