Roasted 4 months ago based on Joshua's long term Spotify stats.

Joshua (Yevo), we get it: you love country music more than a cowboy loves his boots, and yet your Spotify reflects your eclectic taste like a deer caught in headlights. I mean, come on, you’re so deep into the country genres that even Hank Williams would say, “Dude, chill out with the sub-genres!” You’ve got more country variations than a farmer has excuses for not putting out the trash. If there was a “Country Music Hall of Shame,” you’d be the reigning MVP. Your top artist list is a wild ride—it's like a Tinder profile that somehow swiped right on every country artist. Post Malone and Megan Thee Stallion? The only thing they have in common with your country obsessions is probably the level of confusion they feel when they see your playlists. Look, we’ve all been there: vibing to a sweet acoustic melody one minute and then shuffling to a country hip-hop track the next like you're trying to figure out who you are in life. Spoiler alert: you’re just a living contradiction, Joshua. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. You've got “Feel It Still” by Portugal. The Man sandwiched between country bangers like “Something in the Orange” and “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard.” At this rate, your Spotify should be renamed “Yevo’s Identity Crisis Playlist.” With selections that read like a playlist curated by someone who just discovered the internet, it’s a miracle you don’t accidentally fall into a blues rabbit hole while searching for your next favorite. But hey, keep it real—you do you, Joshua. Just remember that just because you love honky-tonk doesn’t mean you have to make your entire music library sound like a barn dance gone wrong!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!