Roasted 1 year ago based on Joster's long term Spotify stats.

Joster, your Spotify profile reads like a frantic love letter from a condensed EDM cylinder. I mean, where do we even start? You’ve crammed so much bass-heavy nonsense into your playlist that the only emotional response I can muster is empathy for your poor neighbors. It’s a solid mix of "I don’t know what to feel, but let’s lose our hearing together!" The only trance here is the one you’ve fallen into by repeatedly listening to these mind-numbing tracks. Seriously, are you trying to summon the Bass Gods or just attract every mosquito within a five-mile radius? Scrolling through your top artists feels like stumbling into a techno-themed mid-life crisis. Timmy Trumpet? Is that your official DJ name, or are you trying to distract us from the fact that you’ve spent more time searching for “hardcore” beats than you have figuring out your life decisions? I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to feature a heartfelt collaboration called, “Why Am I Still Single?” It’s okay, we know that every time you hit play on Armin van Buuren, you imagine a crowd of ten people who didn’t bother to show up to your rave because they were too busy not supporting their local DJs. And oh, the songs! “Fire - defqon.1 2k23 version” – real original, Joster. You must be the life of the party, assuming the party is in a dimly lit basement filled with people who all made questionable life choices. The fact that one of your most played tracks is titled “Without Me (Vai Seu Careca Gostoso!)” makes a lot of sense, seeing as that sounds like the last thing anyone would want to hear while avoiding contact with their ex. But hey, we respect your dedication to a niche! Just remember, buddy, you can’t dance like nobody's watching when the whole world is secretly judging your auditory choices.

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