Roasted 2 years ago based on joolia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, joolia, your Spotify profile is like a hipster explosion went off in a trendy thrift shop! Cloud rap, dream pop, rage rap... it’s like you threw a bunch of genre names into a blender and hit frappe. You’ve basically created a musical smoothie that’s half-baked ideas and a whole lot of “who even listens to this?” I’m pretty sure half of these genres were invented by someone who dropped their phone in the bathtub while browsing Bandcamp! And let’s talk about your top artists. Bladee and Yung Lean? Is this the soundtrack to your highly curated suburban existential crisis? Dom Corleo’s “Titanic”? I guess you prefer drowning in feels rather than the actual ocean. I can only imagine your playlists are like a therapy session for an emotional 12-year-old who just found out that their favorite TikTok star isn’t following them back. Seriously, your music taste is the sonic equivalent of a middle school diary—full of angst, questionable choices, and definitely not something you want your parents to find. Lastly, your most played songs are practically a cry for help. “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want” by Deftones? Yeah, it’s obvious you’re not just looking for good vibes—you’re seeking a life coach and a miracle. The only thing more confused than your musical selections is who decided to call that ‘glitchcore’ and why you’re listening to something called ‘plugg.’ I’m all for eclectic tastes, joolia, but you might want to consult a therapist or a Spotify algorithm before you end up in a music genre that needs a safety warning!

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