Roasted 6 months ago based on beepboop's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's beepboop, the musical equivalent of a Pinterest board gone rogue! Your Spotify tastes are a labyrinth of genres that even the most devoted hipster would have a hard time navigating. "J-Rock," "Riot Grrrl," and "Vocaloid"? Honey, are you trying to curate a soundtrack for a dystopian anime or just throw together an existential crisis on shuffle? I can’t tell if you're a dedicated music aficionado or just someone who gets all their life inspiration from quirky filters on TikTok. And let's talk about those top artists. Mitski, Poppy, Fiona Apple? I get it, you're a connoisseur of sorrow and angst, but maybe it's time to diversify your life a little. At this point, even Anna von Hausswolff is probably clutching her pearls, wondering how she ended up as your personal soundtrack for crying in the shower. Is “Ugly and Vengeful” really your personal anthem, or is this just a cry for help? Because if your taste in music is any indicator, I fear for your mental well-being more than I fear for my eardrums. Then there’s your most played songs, where Anna von Hausswolff appears more times than your last single text reply. What’s the deal? Did you accidentally loop her album while trying to avoid confrontation, or are you launching a one-person campaign to redefine what "happiness" means? The only thing more chaotic than your playlist is trying to understand what ‘Shibuya-Kei’ even is—sounds like you discovered a cryptic language used by a group of cool kids that you desperately wish to be a part of. Newsflash: the only riot here is the one happening in your Spotify library!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!