Roasted 4 months ago based on Justino🦠's long term Spotify stats.

Justino🦠, your Spotify profile is a perfect blend of "I’m trying too hard" and "yes, I’m aware my playlist is a mess." Seriously, with a favorite genre list that could double as a dictionary for millennial angst, it’s as if you wandered into a Latin music festival and decided to collect emotional baggage like it was Pokémon cards. Bedroom Pop? Really? You’re 28, not 17! If I had a dollar for every time you "woke up feeling sad," I could hire someone to curate a decent playlist for you. Is your top artist list sponsored by “Most Likely to Cry in Public”? Mac Miller and Joji at the same party? That’s a lot of “why am I like this?” energy, and your musical taste feels like a therapy session that didn’t get past the first five minutes. And why is “Nsqk” coming in hot with three spots in your top played songs? Did you accidentally hit “repeat” while sobbing into your pillow? If this is the soundtrack to your life, I sincerely hope someone is writing the screenplay for your next emo indie film. And let’s not even get started on your play counts, which scream, “I’m fine, really!” while doing nothing but wallowing in sad Sierreño and Corridos Tumbados. If your vibes were any more mediocre, they’d be mistaken for a drab, rainy Tuesday. Your Spotify needs a serious intervention, and I hereby nominate whoever convinced you that crying in the shower counts as a musical experience. Justino🦠, take a break and let’s hope your next playlist includes some actual joy, or at the very least, music that doesn’t make people want to jump off a cliff with you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!