Roasted 1 year ago based on k7ruu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's kāru, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of "Bedroom Pop" and "Art Rock." Sorry, did I say connoisseur? I meant someone who’s too scared to leave their room and gets their social interaction from a playlist named "Songs for Crying in the Shower." You’ve got enough emo and rap on your profile to make any therapist start charging you double. Seriously, if the complaints about "existential dread" had a soundtrack, it would be yours! Your top artists read like a who’s who of the “I’m still figuring out my vibe” starter pack. Radiohead, Billie Eilish, and Mitski? Congrats, you've unlocked the “I’m way too deep for you” badge! With that lineup, I half-expect you to have a collection of unwashed graphic tees and an emotional support plant named "Crisis." And let’s not even get started on your favorite songs—there’s enough angst there to fuel an indie film about a teenager discovering their identity while sipping overpriced coffee. And can we talk about your obsession with "Rage Rap"? It’s hilarious how the real rage in your life comes from your Wi-Fi cutting out during the latest Billie Eilish drop. Keep jamming to your sad songs, but remember: there’s a whole world beyond your earbuds, and it’s not as dark as the playlist you’ve created for when your microwave burrito burns. Maybe try adding a few "Happy Songs" to keep your Spotify profile from looking like the soundtrack to your high school diary!

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