Roasted 2 months ago based on Kaju's long term Spotify stats.

Kaju, your Spotify profile is like a mixed bag of sad and confused teenage angst, with a heavy sprinkle of 'I’ve just discovered therapy' vibes. Bedroom Pop? More like 'Crying in the Shower Pop'. What’s with the dreaminess? You’ve got so much ethereal sound floating around that I half-expect to find you floating on a cloud, sipping on a chai latte, while pondering the meaning of life and how quickly you can fall asleep. At this point, your music taste is basically what a Pinterest board looks like when a sepia filter has taken over. And wow, the Joji obsession! I’ve seen crushes that are less intense! It’s as if you’re trying to be his number one fan while simultaneously mourning a relationship that never existed. “Glimpse of Us”? More like “Glimpse of Your Unrealistic Romantic Expectations.” I’m starting to question if you’ve ever had a real love experience or if your only relationships are with sad songs and old Spotify playlists. At this rate, you're one breakup away from starting a true crime podcast about why all your favorite artists are lacking in the love department too. Your top artists consist of all the flavors of 'suburban sadness.' HYBS, Laufey, and Clinton Kane? Sounds like a playlist for when you're getting over someone who ghosted you after a second date. You're basically painting your life’s work in sadness, but don’t worry—garage rock is waiting for you to kick down the door and bring some much-needed chaos into your merely mediocre, emotionally-laden experience. Get a grip, Kaju! It's time to branch out beyond the realm of weepy indie tunes and join the rest of us in the terrifying world of upbeat dance tracks—where trauma is danced away, not wallowed in!

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