Roasted 1 year ago based on Kaisunn_'s long term Spotify stats.

Kapiushon~, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis. With a favorite genre list that resembles a corporate diversity hire's attempt to make everyone happy, it's hard to know if you're vibing at a high-end rooftop party or just in your mom's basement trying to impress her friends. What is this obsession with UK Hip Hop and Canadian Pop? Are you trying to get a passport stamp while never leaving your couch? At least you're covering all your bases—too bad your taste in music is more confusing than a Game of Thrones plotline. And let's talk about your top artists. You’ve got J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar rubbing shoulders with Justin Bieber and Russ, like they just got stuck in an elevator together. Seriously, do you throw on "Sorry" when "The Come Up" gets too intense? You might have a better shot brainstorming musical masterpieces if you didn’t go full-on emotional rollercoaster halfway through J. Cole's catalog. It's like your Spotify was hacked by someone who lost a bet and settled for the most chaotic playlist possible. If your vibe was a person, it would be the friend who can’t choose a restaurant for two hours and then surprises everyone with a fast-food run. Oh, and let’s not forget about your most played songs; clearly, you’re trying to gain street cred while secretly riding the wave of "Mamma’s top hits." “La Ciruela” and “Brigas Nunca Mais”? Are you trying to moonlight as a DJ at a family reunion in a fruit orchard? You’re the only person I know who can file "Still Slummin'" right next to "베사메・무ーチョ." Just keep it real: the only reason you have such a diverse range is because you’re just one long shuffle away from a public records request for your questionable music taste. Now that’s some next-level proof of “Kapiushon~: The Musical Disaster.”

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