Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝔭𝔞𝔞𝔯𝔞 ☽'s long term Spotify stats.

Kirk Zaddy? More like Kirk Haddy 'cause this playlist is straight-up trash! I see you're living your best life in the 90s grunge scene while still managing to throw in some "cloud rap" like you're trying to reach for the stars but keep tripping over your own over-complicated genre categories. It's like you want your Spotify to read like a mixtape made by a 14-year-old who just discovered Hot Topic and thinks they can dabble in every scene without actually committing to one. "POV: Indie?" Please, you can’t have “Indie” in your playlist if your last weekend consisted of drowning in Metallica's discography while chugging energy drinks left over from the last Warped Tour. And let’s talk about your top artists. Trevor Something? Is that your new go-to for ironic background music while you cry into your Christmas sweaters? Meanwhile, your love for Lil Peep and Cigarettes After Sex feels like you're trying to create a moody ambiance after a very bad breakup, but all it is doing is ruining whatever shred of credibility you had left after claiming Gackt in your top artists. Who are you appealing to? Your imaginary friends who live in your parents' basement? Lastly, your most played songs seem like they were curated by a confused algorithm stuck in a time warp. "Hybrid Moments"? Certainly—hybrid moments of cringing and laughing at your life choices. And how does "ON THE FLOOR!" by removeface end up as your jam unless you’re trying to be removed from the face of everyone who hears you sing along? Honestly, your Spotify is like a train wreck, and I can't help but stare. If this is the soundtrack of your life, I pity your neighbors and wish the rest of us a safe distance away from your musical mishaps.

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