Roasted 1 year ago based on kayra's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "heretic," the Spotify profile equivalent of a thrift store's clearance bin. Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's attempt at edgy poetry, and let's be real: if these tunes were a dish, they would be served lukewarm at a hipster café where everyone’s too self-important to admit they just ordered toast. Shoegaze and slowcore? Look out, world! A real musical trailblazer has graced us with their presence—by blending the sounds of teenage angst with depression, all while slowly sliding into a deep existential crisis. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a never-ending mope-fest, making it hard to understand if you’re a fan of music or just trying to collect enough sad vibes to fill a river. I mean, who needs variety when you can just dive into the shoegaze-washed abyss of Panchiko, over and over again? It's almost impressive how committed you are to staying in a single genre lane while dodging sunlight and joy like it’s a high school gym class. And let’s talk about that most-played list. If your choices were a food regimen, it would be pure carbs and regrets. With "CUT" and "D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L" dominating the playlist, it feels like you either need a hug or a swift kick in the pants to shake off that ennui. "Starry Cat"? Oh please, the only thing less intimidating than your music taste is naming your self-produced track after a cartoon feline. At this point, I'm worried about your social life more than your eclectic taste; if your Spotify habits were an actual relationship, even Tinder would swipe left.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!