Roasted 11 months ago based on ً's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ً, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music genres! Your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a high schooler trying to find themselves on a budget. Bedroom Pop? More like Bedazzled Pop because you clearly threw in whatever fabric you had lying around. With seven K-genres under your belt, it seems you’re either obsessed with the mystique of Korean culture or you're just trying to convince the world that you, too, could dance like nobody’s watching while you cry into your oversized hoodie. And let's not even get started on the Noise Music – it’s like you’re trying to send us a message in Morse code but adding a thumping bass that screams, "I never learned how to read!" Your top artists are a glorious parade of names that sound like a random Twitter collation. "BETWEEN FRIENDS"? Isn't that just the kind of band name you'd come up with while sitting on an awkward Zoom call? And let’s talk about that top song, "Looking Out for You" by "Joy Again." How ironic that it’s the only thing keeping an eye out for you amid your bewildering collection of hyperpop and emo tracks. What were you expecting? A personal soundtrack for your life story, or just a playlist to get you through another existential crisis? Either way, congratulations – you’ve perfectly captured the sound of a generation still trying to figure out how to wear their heart, and their playlists, on their sleeves. And please, don’t get us started on those song titles. “SPIT IN MY FACE!” sounds more like a personal request than a song title, and I wouldn't be surprised if it’s the anthem for your daily commute. “Don’t Stop”? Oh, honey, you need to take a break and reflect on your song choices – or at least consider investing in a decent therapy session. So here’s your friendly roast: your music taste is like a trendy thrift store – a delightful mess of things people can't seem to let go of, but somehow, it’s you who ends up wearing it all with a crooked smile. Keep spinning those tracks, ً, but maybe discover some self-awareness while you're at it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!