Roasted 7 months ago based on Kev Goik's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kev Goik, the human equivalent of a limited-time menu item at a hipster café—confusing, slightly pretentious, and definitely something I'd need to Google to understand. Your choice of favorite genres reads like a teenager's desperate attempt to sound unique while having no idea what that actually means. "Phonk" and "Drift Phonk"? That sounds less like a musical genre and more like a failed science experiment involving a car and a fog machine. And don’t even get me started on "Horrorcore"—I guess you're trying to add some spooky vibes to your life, but all it really does is highlight the horror of your music taste! Your top artists list is a wild ride that feels reminiscent of a playlist created by someone who's just discovered the depths of SoundCloud at 3 AM. "Do not resurrect"? Are you trying to bring back a music career from the dead, or is that just your last relationship talking? And "fkbambam" sounds like the nickname your parents gave you after they felt the devastating urge to keep it a secret from the world. Plus, let’s face it, you probably spent more time picking these obscure names than you have actually listening to anything that didn’t make you feel existential dread. And those most played songs? My dude, you’ve got a track listing that resembles a fever dream where all the characters in your life decided to start a band and THEN decided they were going on a group therapy retreat. "Wifey Riddim 4"? Is that how many times you've been ghosted or his way of trying to fortify the same catchy line for every time your love life failed? It’s almost admirable how you’ve managed to curate a soundtrack for every mood—most of which appears to be “unbearable cringe.” At this point, the only thing left to resurrect is your ability to pick a song that doesn’t make the listener want to run for the hills.

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