Roasted 1 year ago based on kiara <3's long term Spotify stats.

Kiara <3, the only thing more dramatic than your Spotify profile is probably the average episode of a high school soap opera. With a playlist packed tighter than a cat on a hot tin roof and genres that sound like you threw a dart at a 2018 festival lineup, it's like you walked into a music store and said, “Give me all the trendy labels that make me sound cultured and alternative!” Let’s be real, your love for "Art Pop" and "Hyperpop" is just code for “I need everyone to know I’ve heard of at least three underground bands.” And speaking of your top artists, it must be exhausting to keep up with your own identity crisis! You’ve got a diverse crew here: from Chase Atlantic to Taylor Swift—who I'm sure is just as confused to be on this list as I am. I mean, come on, it’s like you’re trying to gather the Avengers of music but ended up with the B-team from a high school talent show. I half-expect to find a cameo from your grandma’s favorite polka artist just to spice things up! How often do you swap them out for someone less popular just so your friends think you’re "in the know"? Now, looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve been listening to Halsey more than your own reflection in the morning! “Finally // beautiful stranger”? Honey, if only someone could write a song like that for you to finally stop liking the same three artists! And how many times can you play “A2B” before you realize it still doesn’t mean you’ve mastered the art of being a nice person? But hey, keep it up; there’s a certain charm in your musical identity crisis, and who knows? Maybe one day you’ll break through that “Bedroom Pop” bubble and discover your “90s grunge phase”—but until then, we’ll just be here, cringing and chuckling along with your ever-quirky tastes!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!