Roasted 2 years ago based on KIMIKOZ‼️🥳's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, KIMIKOZ‼️🥳, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that’s basically a digital shrine to Ricky Montgomery and an indie aesthetic that screams "my emotional support animal is a vintage vinyl." It's like you walked into a record store and said, “I only want the sounds of people crying into their lattes.” With favorite genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Japanese Teen Pop," it seems like your playlist doubles as the soundtrack for a coming-of-age anime that no one asked for – but here we are, bright-eyed and confused! Your top artists read like a mixed bag from Hot Topic's clearance rack, and it’s hard not to notice the Ricky Montgomery obsession. You know there are more artists out there besides that one moody guy with a guitar, right? Listening to his songs on repeat gives a whole new meaning to "I need therapy." Honestly, if I hear "Mr. Loverman" one more time, I might just start questioning your taste in partners—maybe it's time to diversify your playlists and bring in some fresh blood, or is Ricky your one true love? And let’s not gloss over your top songs: it's basically a fairy tale where Ricky Montgomery’s the prince, and you’re the willing damsel who simply can’t get enough of his sad boy vibes. You’ve made the “Most Played” section an installment of “Ricky's Greatest Hits” with the dedication of a cult member. I'm just here wondering if you’ve ever left the house, because I’d bet every penny that your comfort zone is a bubble wrapped in melancholy tunes and questionable bedroom decor. Step outside, KIMIKOZ, the world is more than gloomy melodies and fictional boyfriends!

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