Roasted 2 years ago based on belialc0mplex's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s belialc0mplex, the person who somehow combined rave music with emo poetry and calls it a vibe. If musical genres were a hoard of Pokémon, you’d be the “what-the-hell-was-that” egg someone left in the fridge too long. Synthwave, Darksynth, Cyberpunk? I haven't seen someone overthink their playlists this much since the last time I watched a toddler try to make sense of a Jackson Pollock painting. You’re the kind of person that plays "Dungeon Synth" while assembling IKEA furniture—just waiting for the moment the instructions turn into a cryptic quest. Your top artists read like the lineup for a goth convention in a basement somewhere, and I’m genuinely scared to imagine what that festival would smell like. “Dance With the Dead” sounds less like a band and more like your preferred method of socializing at parties. Meanwhile, your obsession with “MISA MISA!” makes me wonder if you secretly wish you were a character in a cheap horror movie, where the soundtrack was made by someone a few too many energy drinks deep. I guess your Spotify really does represent your personality: dark, questionable, and full of weird choices that even your mom disapproves of. And can we talk about your most played songs? They look like the combined playlist of every angsty teen on the internet trying to impress their edgy friends. "Concrete Jungle" by Bad Omens? More like the soundtrack to your last failed relationship—or maybe the musical equivalent of you trying to be deep while you’re drowning in your own emotional baggage. If playing "Letting Go" is your way of coping, I’m pretty sure the only thing you’re letting go of is any hope of having a normal listening experience. Enjoy your clicks and your chaos, but next time consider a therapist instead of this music selection; it might just save you a few hundred streams of despair!
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