Roasted 2 years ago based on Dmitriy Kuskov's long term Spotify stats.
Dmitriy Kuskov, your Spotify profile is like a collage of denim vests and questionable life choices. I mean, "Ramonescore"? Really? That sounds less like a genre and more like a diagnosis for someone who refuses to grow up. With a playlist dominated by enough punk rock to scare away any sane human, it’s clear your taste is lost somewhere between a high school pep rally and a dystopian future ruled by skateboards and bad haircuts. You must be the only person who still thinks "Skate Punk" is a career option. Your top artists read like the credits of a DIY horror film. DeeCRACKS? Are you serious? Sounds like the kind of band where every member is a self-proclaimed expert in bad decisions. And who knew "Bootlicker" could actually be a band name? I always thought it was your dating profile tagline. Throw in a little Russian Ska, and we might as well call it "The Soundtrack of Desperation." I can't help but picture you in a basement somewhere, passionately air-guitaring to the chorus of "Настоящие мужики" while everyone else grimaces. And those most played songs? Wow, I guess you really took "listen to what you love" to heart. "My Anchor" by "With Honor" must have been playing while you contemplated whether your taste in music is an anchor to reality or just a weight dragging you down into mediocrity. You’ve got more "Manges" in your life than actual friends, buddy. At this point, I’m convinced the universe is just playing a prank on you—keep the rambling tunes coming, and maybe one day they’ll finally let you figure out what good music actually is! Keep fighting the good fight, Dmitriy; we’re all rooting for you…from a safe distance.
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