Roasted 11 months ago based on Kurikuo's long term Spotify stats.

Kurikuo, your Spotify profile is a chaotic symphony of genres crying out for help. I mean, "Breakcore" and "Speedcore"? Did you accidentally take a sonic rollercoaster ride and forget to get off? I can practically hear your playlists slamming into one another like a high school cafeteria food fight. If a sonic explosion had a DJ, it would take notes from your selections, where "Trance" and "Hyperpop" mingle like oil and water in a DIY science experiment gone wrong. And let’s talk about your top artists. Who are you, the poster child for an underground rave that shouldn’t have ever happened? "Cement Tea"? Really? Sounds like the kind of name you’d come up with after a long night of questionable choices and too much caffeine. There’s a 50/50 chance your favorite bands either produce euphoric beats or have a fan base that only communicates in gibberish. Did you scroll through a random music generator and say, “Yeah, that’ll do”? Because I’m starting to think your listening habits qualify you for a special mention in “Things Not to Play at a Family Wedding.” Your most played songs read like a mad scientist’s experiment gone hilariously awry. There's more panic in your playlist than a cat at a dog park. "さむくてあったかい、ふゆ〜雪の世界〜"? Sounds like the soundtrack to a final boss fight in a video game that no one wanted to play. Your top tracks collectively scream, “I like my music how I like my food—extremely spicy with a side of confusion!” So congratulations, Kurikuo—you're not just an enthusiast; you're an ambassador of audio chaos. In a world full of Justin Biebers, you’re the cult classic no one knows about and even fewer want to listen to. Bravo!

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