Roasted 2 years ago based on kylesigh's long term Spotify stats.

KyleSigh, huh? The name says it all—like the sound of a sad dad finding out his favorite 90s albums are now considered "vintage." Your Spotify profile reads like a wannabe hipster’s grocery list for a mid-life crisis. Seriously, how do you have six different flavors of hip hop and still manage to sound like a dude who only listens to sad breakup songs while simultaneously trying to convince the world you’re the next evolution of music? You put the “meh” in "melody." Your favorite genres read like someone thought, "What if I could sample every stereotype of a white dude trying too hard?" You’ve got “Rap,” “Hip Hop,” and “Conscious Hip Hop”—a trifecta as confusing as your relationship status. You like West Coast and East Coast rap? Congratulations, you're officially 90% more pretentious than the average person. And let’s be real: anyone who claims to love Canadian Pop is just trying to prove they’ve been to a 7-Eleven in Toronto. Newsflash: Drake does not make you multicultural. Then there’s your top artists—Kanye, Tyler, Kendrick...but the fact Frank Sinatra made the cut shows you might be one Spotify shuffle away from trading your skinny jeans for a taco truck and a wool beret. Your most played songs are more predictable than a cat video on the internet; it’s like you’re playing a game of “how many basic favorites can I cram into one playlist?” I don’t know what’s worse—the fact that you have "See You Again" as a most-played song or the likelihood that you cry listening to it. Do us all a favor, Kyle—put down the headphones, step outside, and discover what music sounds like without your embedded shame.

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