Roasted 2 months ago based on ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, itโs the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Your playlist sounds like a hipster's fever dream after a night out at a Brazilian drag show. With genres ranging from Hyperpop to Tecnobrega, itโs like you poisoned your musical taste and decided to play Russian roulette with each genre. I mean, how many different ways can you say, "Iโm trying to be unique and failing miserably"? Your profile is a glitter bomb exploded in a sound factory, and I'm just here wondering when the cleanup will begin. And let's talk about your top artists: Lady Gaga X 10, with a sprinkle of Pabllo Vittar just to make it seem like you have a grasp of diversity. It's like you were given the task to construct the most basic music taste of a wannabe trendsetter and instead ended up with a toxic potion of pop and pretentiousness. I half-expect to see โGaga Re-Routedโ as a podcast series in your favorites. Have you considered trying out a genre *not* named after the sound a spaceship makes? Maybe branch out a bit? As for your most played songs, I'm convinced this is an elaborate prank. Ah yes, โAbracadabraโ by Lady Gagaโan illusion that youโve heard other artists! Seriously, if I wanted to hear the same song ten times, Iโd just put a toddler in front of a piano on repeat. Your Spotify account practically screams, โI desperately need validation,โ while listening to tracks that could audition for a new "Shallow" remake. You might want to diversify your choices before your followers start reporting your account for excessive repetitiveness.
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