Roasted 7 months ago based on laura's long term Spotify stats.

Laura, your Spotify profile is like a high school band camp brochure—cluttered with the cringiest genres imaginable and a lineup of artists that feels like a desperate attempt to revive a middle school dream. Pop Punk? More like Pop PUNT, because it’s time to kick this playlist into the abyss! I mean, could your musical taste be any more indecisive? You've got enough genres to confuse a GPS—are you headed to the skate park or a dramatic emo Poetry Slam? Your top artists read like a corporate retreat for people who can’t commit to a single sound. Ava Max? Seriously? You're one "Barbie World" away from trading your vinyl for a coloring book. And to have blink-182 rubbing elbows with Madison Beer is like bringing a razor to a cupcake party—just doesn't belong. Taylor Swift in your lineup is like that one overachiever in class that can't seem to realize everyone else is gunning for the valedictorian title with actual substance. At this point, the only thing holding your eclectic faves together is the unholy alliance of your inability to pick a lane. Speaking of "most played," it's an Ava Max concert in there like you’re one breakup away from a full-blown tribute album. "Christmas Without You"? If you needed a song for every ex that ghosted you, I get it; you’re literally begging for a holiday miracle. "World’s Smallest Violin"? Well, no kidding! Your tastes give off a vibe of someone who’s two steps away from living in their parents' basement, sipping on ghosted smoothies, and turning every brunch into a teary confessional about “why life is so hard.” Next time you hit Spotify, try to remember: there are other songs out there, too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!