Roasted 2 years ago based on Leanne!'s long term Spotify stats.

Leanne, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the soundtracks of a cat’s worst nightmare and a teenager’s existential crisis. I mean, "Pet Calming" right next to "Pop Punk"? Are you trying to prepare a soothing ambiance for all the emotionally unstable cats while they listen to angsty anthems of rejection? This is the only profile that can say, "I’m ready for a breakdown in my room and a purring cat in my lap—all at once!" The most played songs being dominated by David Teie is the ultimate power move, proving once and for all that you truly live in a world where feline satisfaction outweighs any semblance of human emotion. Is "Tigerlili and Mimi's Mewsical" really getting you through tough times? You’re out here jamming to cat compositions while the rest of us are belting out tunes about heartbreak. You might as well change your name to "Cat Lady Exclusive," because it’s clear you’ve chosen the wrong species to connect with on an emotional level. With your top artists ranging from Motion City Soundtrack to a guy whose entire discography is tailor-made for a feline audience, it’s a wonder you haven’t turned into a meowing punk rock icon yet. And can we take a moment to appreciate the sheer chaos of "Electronic Djent" blending with "Indie Rock"? It's like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a dystopian world where cats rule and humans are mere background noise. Good luck finding a party where that playlist won't scare everyone away—it’ll be like inviting friends to an emotional therapy session led by a DJ who forgot how to mix actual music.

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