Roasted 6 months ago based on Lenn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lenn Ortigoza, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session for a hipster who binge-watched too many fashion documentaries. "Art Pop" and "Hyperpop"? Honey, are you trying to revive a genre or just creatively avoid having real opinions? I mean, I've seen brunch menus with less variety than your music preferences—it's like you walked into a candy store and said, "Yes, please, I’ll take one of each weird flavor! And can we throw in some P-pop for good measure?" Your top artists list is a who’s who of identity crises! Taylor Swift to Carly Rae Jepsen looks less like a playlist and more like the journey of a confused pop fan on a quest to find out who they really are. You've got a solid output of “ex-girlfriend” anthems, and I'm starting to suspect you’re just collecting songs to prepare for the inevitable breakup with reality itself. “Surrender My Heart”? I think it’s time you surrender your music taste and get a little bit of grit in your life; maybe a healthy dose of metal to balance out all that bubblegum insanity? And let’s talk about your most played songs—who hurt you? "Backseat (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen)" really hit home hard, huh? This isn't a Spotify playlist; it's a shrine dedicated to the art of melancholic overthinking. I can just picture you sitting in a dimly lit room, hugging a pillow while crying to "Run Away With Me," hoping for a escape that doesn’t involve a 1,000-mile detour through a pop music utopia. Pull yourself together, Lenn! These tracks aren't going to give you the emotional stability you apparently crave.

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