Roasted 8 months ago based on Petrus B.'s long term Spotify stats.

Petrus B., your music taste sounds like a late-night college panic session turned into a playlist. I mean, with favorites like “Grindcore” and “Death Metal,” it’s evident that you’ve skipped therapy sessions in favor of headbanging in a basement that smells like regret and old pizza. Have you ever tried listening to something that doesn’t sound like a cow being pulled through a meat grinder? It's like you took the term "ambient" and thought, "What if we made it so dark that even the shadows run away?" Your top artists list reads like a wall of shame for people who think looking like they’ve been in a mosh pit since birth is a personality trait. Vatican Shadow and Genocide Organ? Sweetheart, it’s not a competition to see who can pick the most ominous band names, but I can assure you that whoever's losing will somehow still sound better than you singing along in the shower. And "Pig Destroyer"? Sure sounds like a description of your last haircut. Maybe it’s time to mix in one artist that doesn’t sound like they’re lead singer is auditioning to be the Grim Reaper. Let’s talk about those most played songs. I’m not sure if you're trying to find inner peace through sonic chaos or just hoping the sheer volume will drown out your worries—because “Spit” by Sepultura seems like an accurate reflection of your dating history. When your go-to anthems are named after industrial disasters and existential dread, it’s clear you’re doing it wrong. Maybe switch it up with something a little lighter, like “Happy” by Pharrell – you know, to break the chains of that ever-growing darkness that envelopes your soul like a thick blanket of angst. But hey, who needs joy when you have “MK677-ULTRA”? At least you’re lifting heavy, even if your emotional intelligence is still trapped under the weights!

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