Roasted 3 months ago based on 🌸 lia 🌸's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lia, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream after a night of overindulging in overpriced lattes and artisanal avocado toast. I mean, “Bedroom Pop?” Are you curating a playlist for when the mood strikes to fall asleep in a pile of laundry? With an odd blend of indie, nu disco, and an unhealthy obsession with Billie Eilish, it looks like your music taste is trying as hard as you are to seem interesting. Spoiler: it’s not working. Your top artists read like they all assembled for a "We Wish We Were More Relevant" convention. And I can’t help but feel bad for poor Doja Cat, who probably thought she’d be collaborating with real legends, not a lineup that sounds more like a college radio station’s ‘up-and-coming’ segment. Is this a Spotify profile or a list of artists who couldn’t quite break into mainstream? “Bad Suns?” More like “Bad Choices.” Your taste screams, “I’m the cool friend!” but fails miserably, desperately trying to catch up with your crush’s Spotify Wrapped. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. Having "Hold on Me" by Sam Padrul at the top of your list should've come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Listening to this may cause excessive facepalming." Between the random selection of artists and a Joan of Arc-level commitment to obscure indie, your Spotify is begging for mercy. If only your taste were as catchy as “Dua Lipa," we might actually have a reason to take you seriously. But alas, your playlists are about as coherent as a conversation with someone who just discovered that vinyl exists. Keep trying, Lia; one day you might just hit the jackpot—until then, here's to your delightful awkwardness!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!