Roasted 2 years ago based on chi's long term Spotify stats.

Chi, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s playlist after they stumbled into an anime convention for the first time. Let’s be real: "Vocaloid" and "Kawaii EDM"? Those aren't genres; they're cries for help. Honestly, if I had to navigate your taste in music, I'd expect to be handed several blush-inducing waifus and a 20-step skincare routine before stepping into the soundscape you've crafted. I bet your jam-out sesh feels like an industry workshop on how to avoid social interactions. And really, how many times can one person listen to “マサラダ”? I mean, could you be more predictable? I’ve seen hedge fund managers with more adventurous playlists than yours. You’d think after a hundred spins of "Tiny Me," you’d finally grow a taste for some real music! But no, you’re probably too busy daydreaming about pixelated characters dancing to glitchy beats. “Chill Breakcore”? Is that what you’re calling it now? Because it sounds more like the background soundtrack to a coming-of-age film about an awkward teen who can’t decide between their mom's basement and their next cosplay contest. Look, I've seen cringy playlists before, but yours belongs on the “Most Wanted” list for crimes against sound. If your top artists were any more obscure, they'd be living on a deserted island composing the world’s worst symphonies for imaginary friends! Seriously, with these choices, I half expect you to admit that you speak fluent “anime.” But hey, at least you’re unique! Just a reminder that uniqueness doesn’t always equate to good taste. So chin up, Chi! At least you’re having fun drowning in those glitchy beats while the rest of us enjoy actual music.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!