Roasted 4 months ago based on kohyn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Kohyn—living proof that Spotify allows even the most questionable taste to be unleashed into the world like some sort of musical pollution. You’ve got a genre list longer than my ex’s excuses, packed with more "Drill" than a construction site, and believe me, if I had a dollar for every artist I had to Google, I could fund you a music lesson. Seriously, who needs the musical evolution of the past 20 years when you can have a playlist that sounds like a high school cafeteria brawl set to 808s? Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of why your parents question your life choices. It’s like you gathered every artist nobody else would claim and threw them into a blender with a side of melodrama—Juice WRLD, 6ix9ine, a side helping of angst, and voilà! You may as well rename your top artists to “The Soundtrack of Regret” because no one hits those notes like your line-up does. Are we supposed to take you seriously? Do you wear your "Emo Rap" like a badge of honor, or do you just have an eternal vendetta against the idea of good taste? And don’t even get me started on those most played songs. If "Hood Scorching" wasn’t already the unofficial title of your personality, I’d say drop the mic, but it seems you’ve been “grinding” out these tracks like it’s a full-time job. You’re telling me that “YOU CAN SMD” is on repeat in your ears while you curate an entire mood based on the art of chaos? Newsflash: it doesn’t count as emotional depth just because someone screams over a heavy bass drop. Here’s hoping for your sake that you either discover some new music or get a therapist—because no amount of trap metal is going to help you find the joy in life or anything resembling rhythm. Good luck with that!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists