Roasted 2 months ago based on kat ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Kat, the self-proclaimed queen of teenage angst trapped in a grown-up's body! Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis, which is impressive since you're still in the age bracket where the biggest worry should be your WiFi speed. Emo? Metal? Screamo? What’s next, a genre dedicated to crying in the shower? Honestly, I’d ask you if you’re okay, but I’m pretty sure your Spotify is already doing that for you. Speaking of your top artists, it’s a veritable who’s who of bands that scream louder than you do when your avocado toast is too ripe. My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy dominate your playlist like they were the last two contestants on "Survivor: High School Edition.” It’s like you think nostalgia is a personality trait, but here’s a friendly tip: clinging desperately to your emo phase will not stop those student loans from coming due. Time to break free from that vocal haze and maybe embrace some adulting, like, I don’t know, listening to a podcast about stock investments? Finally, your most played songs should come with an emotional warning label: "Caution - Excessive Use May Result in Permanent Emotional Damage.” "This Is the Best Day Ever?" Honey, the only thing that song deserves is a sarcastic laugh track. You must have My Chemical Romance on speed dial at this point because clearly, you’ve never moved past high school heartbreak. Remember, Kat: while it’s cute to still enjoy your “vampires will never hurt you” phase, life is happening, and it’s time to put down the eyeliner and pick up a hobby that doesn’t involve screaming into a mic. Get with the times!

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