Roasted 1 year ago based on literrius's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's literrius, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of rhythms and vibes, yet whose taste in music screams "I just discovered the Afrobeat playlist yesterday!" Seriously, you have more side genres than an indecisive barista trying to remember what’s in a chai latte. Pop Urbaine? Zouk? Afrobeats? Buddy, your Spotify wrapped is basically the musical equivalent of a confused tourist trying to learn dance moves in six different countries simultaneously. And let’s talk about your top artists! I’ve seen more creativity in a toddler’s finger painting. Mac Ayres? Khruangbin? Sure, they’re cool, but it’s as if you took a BuzzFeed quiz titled "Pick 10 musicians and we'll tell you your level of social awkwardness." You probably play "Folle de moi" by Jordy while pretending your life is a romantic movie, and newsflash: it's not. You're officially the ambassador of "I hate commitment, but I love the feeling of getting my heart broken…again." Now, onto your most played songs. Seriously, "Dantsido (Toc Toc Toc)"? You know it's not appropriate to play that with a serious face, right? If the song requires you to sound like a malfunctioning doorbell, it might be time to rethink your life choices. You may have turned into the human equivalent of that cringe-worthy guy at a party attempting to “get the vibe right” but instead just ends up chasing away everyone with your cringe-worthy playlist. Here’s a thought: maybe it's time to switch it up and invest in a good classic rock album; you might learn something about musical range instead of staying stuck in the vague realm of genres no one even remembers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!