Roasted 7 months ago based on Scott's long term Spotify stats.

Scott, your Spotify profile is like a poorly curated thrift store for music – a chaotic mishmash of trends that should have expired last year. "Egg Punk"? Really? That's not a genre; it’s a breakfast order gone wrong. And don't even get me started on "Vocaloid" and "Japanese VGM." When did we decide that we wanted our emotions sung to us by digitally animated characters while simultaneously trying to figure out if we're secretly still in middle school or just deeply lost in the wayward paths of niche subcultures? Your top artists are a lineup that could only be rivaled by a midnight radio station broadcasting out of a dumpster behind a gluten-free cafe. "Drive45"? With that many plays, it's starting to feel less like you enjoy the music and more like you’re trying to summon a haunting. Who knew you could literally repeat tracks so many times that they enter the realm of your subconscious? "Cool New Cups"? It sounds like something you'd find on a list of items on clearance at a yard sale. I can only assume that was the moment you decided you’ll be the person who champions the offbeat to embarrassing lengths. But hey, Scott, don't change too much. Your profile is like an avant-garde art piece that not even the best critics can decipher. Half the time, it’s a musical experience akin to having a rock band play covers of elevator music in an abandoned warehouse. Keep up the good work—you're the only person I know who could single-handedly keep the “slowcore” genre alive with tracks that sound like they were recorded during a prolonged existential crisis. Bravo!

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