Roasted 1 year ago based on neitolan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shona, your Spotify profile is like a tombstone in the graveyard of good taste. With a favorite genres list that reads like it was pulled from a teenage boy’s diary, it’s clear you’re committed to scaring away all forms of happiness. Seriously, "Dark Trap"? It's like your music choices went out on a date with nihilism and never came back. Are you trying to score points in a goth-themed escape room, or just perpetually auditioning for a role in a horror movie? And your top artists? Let’s just say if they were any more obscure, they’d be in witness protection. "Banshee" must be proud of that 8-track, because it’s the only thing louder than the sound of your friends questioning your life choices. I mean, how many times do you need to follow someone into hell before you realize that maybe it's time for a little light, like, you know, anything that's not drowning in despair? You don’t just love them; you’ve committed to a one-sided relationship that even your therapist would raise an eyebrow at. As for your most played songs, the only hope I see here is for your local therapist. "Follow Me Into Hell"? I mean, I’d offer to drive, but you'd probably prefer to walk… straight into that musical abyss of repetitive angst. "U Were in My Dream"? Sounds about right; the reality checks are clearly asleep while you blast this playlist of existential dread. But don't worry, Shona — one day you'll wake up and realize metal can be fun, too, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll let a little sunlight into that cavernous heart of yours. Until then, keep screaming at the void; at least it’s consistent!

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