Roasted 6 months ago based on angel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Angel, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's MySpace page—minus the edge and the angst! How many times do you need to hear “Send the Pain Below” before you realize it’s time to send some pleasure above? Your favorite genres are an emotional rollercoaster—only instead of a ride, we’re stuck in the sad basement of a mall music store. “Post-Grunge” and “Nu Metal”? Are you trying to relive the early 2000s or are you just perpetually lost in a time loop? Your top artists list looks like a high school band’s playlist dodging an industrial accident; I can practically hear the angst in those chord progressions through the wall of my house. Chevelle? Seriously? If your Spotify account had a therapist, it would have staged an intervention by now! Taylor Swift slinking in next to Chevelle and Papa Roach looks like a "choose your own therapist" game gone horribly wrong. I had a better mix of vibes on my old cassette tapes, and that’s saying something given the fact that I still had a secret crush on Britney Spears. And let’s talk about those most played songs. A three-song loop of Chevelle on repeat—dude, if this is a cry for help, I need a lifeguard in the middle of this tragic sea of alternative metal! Seriously, “Life is Golden” can only stretch so far before we all start throwing pennies into the well of missed opportunities. Instead of hitting play, maybe it’s time to hit Google and find some new music that doesn’t scream “I peaked in high school.” You have the potential to escape this genre time warp, Angel—just please, for the love of all that is holy, stop making Chevelle’s Spotify bill pay their rent!

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