Roasted 9 months ago based on Lyndon Haselhuhn's long term Spotify stats.

Lyndon Haselhuhn, huh? With a name like that, it's no wonder you spend more time curating playlists than, you know, experiencing real human interaction. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a hipster's bingo card – “Deep House,” “Tech House,” and “Disco House.” I guess when you can’t dance, you just build a house, right? But who needs other people on the dance floor when you can have a thriving personal real estate market in your headphones? Your top artists look like they were plucked straight out of a DJ’s rejects bin at a party no one attended. KREAM and Satin Jackets? Really? Those names have less originality than the lukewarm vibes they pump out. Sounds like you took the 'Indie Soul' genre a bit too literally; I can already picture your soul being permanently trapped in a mediocre Spotify algorithm. Just remember, listening to Steely Dan won’t compensate for your emotional maturity, buddy. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. "Fight For You"? You mean the fight against good taste? "What a Fool Believes"? Well, you’ve certainly nailed that one with a playlist that feels like a three-hour drive through the world's most uninspired music choices. At this rate, I hope your earbuds come with a "Stop the Madness" button because if that’s what you call a “banger,” we’re all in for a long, disco-infused nap.

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