Roasted 1 year ago based on mia's long term Spotify stats.

Mia, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical identity crises. You’ve got pop and metal rubbing shoulders as if they’re long-lost siblings awkwardly meeting at a family reunion. One moment you’re air-drumming in your room to Slipknot, the next you’re softly weeping over a Taylor Swift ballad. It’s like your playlist is trying to pull off a total makeover while still wearing the same old faded band t-shirt. If musical diversity was a sport, you'd probably still come in last because no one knows what the hell you’re playing! And don’t get me started on your most played songs! You’d think those million lovers of The Growlers were actually just one very needy person who can’t take a hint. How many times can you listen to “One Million Lovers” before you admit you’re just trying to convince yourself to stop texting your ex? Your taste shifts from “Bulls In The Bronx” to “PLUTO” with the grace of a baby giraffe on roller skates. It’s like you’re desperately trying to be relatable but end up sounding like a playlist made by a 14-year-old who just discovered alternative music yesterday. Let’s be real, Mia, your profile looks like a Spotify algorithm gone haywire. You might as well throw in some clown music for all the identity confusion you’ve got going on. You’re simultaneously trying to signal “I’m a cool indie girl” and “I have a penchant for chaos” but just come off as a confused teenager trying to impress too many people at once. So here’s to you, the musical embodiment of an existential crisis! Keep dancing to that mess; it’s either a genius move or a cry for help, and I can't decide which one it is!

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