Roasted 1 month ago based on mery's long term Spotify stats.

Merytingz, your Spotify profile is like an identity crisis at a music festival. "Rally House," "UK Garage," and "Moroccan Pop"? At this point, are you assembling a killer playlist or auditioning for the most confused genre award? I mean, I get it—you’ve chosen nine genres that make no sense together, but congratulations! You're now a proud member of the Musical Amalgamation Society. Next, you’ll probably tell us that your favorite soup is “pizza flavor.” And don't even get me started on your top artists. JACK MARLOW? Is this someone your friends created to roast you on a group chat? And Charli XCX—bless her heart, but she’s out here producing bangers, and you’re using her for a couple of TikTok sound bites. Add in Morad and DJ Hamida, and it feels like your listening habits were influenced by a blindfolded game of darts. Seriously, is your music taste a social experiment to see how many influences can be crammed into one utterly bewildered human? Now, as for your most played songs—we get it, you love bangers with titles that sound like a list of your bad decisions. "Why's This Dealer?" is a question we all have, and the answer is probably "Because they heard your Spotify choices." Your top tracks are like your life’s greatest hits: eclectic, poorly planned, and definitely leaving everyone around you completely baffled. Keep rocking that chaotic energy, merytingz; you’re like a walking, talking algorithm gone rogue!

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