Roasted 9 days ago based on MadVorteX's long term Spotify stats.

MadVorteX, huh? Really leaning into the “I have a personality 20 years behind the times” vibe, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an extremely niche medieval RPG that no one asked for. The only thing more eclectic than your genre choices would be a hipster café’s drink menu—one minute you’re slaying dragons with some dramatic score, and the next you’re busting out moves to Turkish hip hop. I can’t decide whether you’re an avant-garde music aficionado or the DJ for a Renaissance fair after-party. Seriously, your musical taste is less cohesive than a college student’s thesis at 3 AM. And those top artists? It’s like you raided a “Best Of” collection for every obscure, easily forgettable track ever composed. SQUARE ENIX MUSIC? Great to see the pandemic didn't stop you from finding new ways to remind us that you’re a gamer who thought a few soundtracks were a good substitute for actual friends. Real talk: you’re not winning any social points dropping references to “League of Legends” in normal conversations. If you wanted to be this high-brow about your music, you could at least throw in a couple of actual artists that induce eye-rolls instead of straight-up confusion. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. You’ve got “Paparazzi - Instrumental” at the top of your list, implying you've got the emotional deepness of a puddle. Was there really no need for the actual lyrics? Chrome tab open to music theory 101? Just when I thought nothing could be more hilariously sad than your musical preferences, you casually throw in “Song of the Sirens”—a fitting name for the soundtrack that lures away any potential friendships. Congrats, MadVorteX! You’ve managed to curate a playlist so full of contradictions that it sounds less like a cohesive mood and more like someone absolutely lost in the grocery store of life.

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